Total Medals Earned: 547 (From 178 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,740 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 10-15!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/280 points)
Beat the first level.
Beat Broyon, the first boss in this game.
Beat Hell Fighter, the second boss.
Beat level 25.
Get 100 Hit Points.
Get 200 max stamina.
Do 15 combo.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/18 (145/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 4/10 (120/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/410 points)
Get 1 point
Get 5 points
Get 10 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points
Get 30 points
Get 35 points
Get 40 points
Get 45 points
Get 50 points
Get 55 points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/160 points)
Kill 50 enemies on a single run
Yep, you FROZE!!
Kill 100 enemies on a single run
Kill 300 enemies on a single run
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Reach a highscore of 5 points
Reach a highscore of 10 points
Reach a highscore of 15 points
Reach a highscore of 20 points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (20/250 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Get a score below 100
Get a score below 1k
Buy an outfit
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Obtain every power-up
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 2/4 (55/180 points)
Catch a single fish
Catch an "S-Level" fish
Catch ten fish
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!