Total Medals Earned: 568 (From 186 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,085 Points
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/260 points)
Use 40 Stamina total.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Use 80 Stamina total.
Receive 250 damage.
Receive 50 damage.
Use 120 Stamina total.
Receive 1000 damage.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Easy
Thx for playing
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/260 points)
Burn a Plank
Burn >25 Planks at Once
Burn >100 Planks at Once
Destroy a Balloon With a Dash Attack
Score Over 10,000,000
Complete Game
Hit a Victrola Twice in Midair
Medals Earned: 5/30 (35/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/490 points)
Collect 2 stars on a level in Classic Mode
Complete level 5 in Classic Mode
Complete level 10 in Classic Mode
Complete level 15 in Classic Mode
Collect 3 stars in Classic Mode
Collect 23 stars in Classic Mode
Collect 45 stars in Classic Mode
Collect at least 2 stars on each level in Classic Mode
Purchase an upgrade in Classic Mode
Max out 1 upgrade in Classic Mode
Max out all upgrades in Classic Mode
Expand 25 Atoms in Classic Mode
Expand 500 Atoms in Classic Mode
Expand 1,000 Atoms in Classic Mode
Complete Level 5 in Bounce Mode
Complete Level 5 in Phase Mode
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/125 points)
You Freaking Idiot
Win The Gulag
Get Sniped By A Camper
Lose The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/155 points)
Lose
Beat the Beetle of Madness
Win without getting damaged
Win under 1 min
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/190 points)
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/265 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Look at every single thing in the game.
Finish the game in under 5 minutes.